Friday, January 27, 2006

Thoughts for the day

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. layne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

and best of all:

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt